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Will hip-hop RIP ?

gern — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 00:42:39 +0000

The folks over at The Guardian in the UK want to know “when will hip-hop hurry up and die?”

where’s the dog?

gern — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 20:55:19 +0000

Thanks to this product, never again will you have to search for your dog.

It is under the coffee table.

Love is Fleeting.

gern — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 17:44:53 +0000

Love is fleeting, but emails last forever. This discovery was made recently by a “couple” of technical consultants on the campus of Cornell University, as reported over at guestofaguest

Daydreaming in Damascus

gern — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 21:19:11 +0000

This just in…..

according to NewsWeek there currently is an epidemic happening in Syria.

To learn more click here then read the article after the newsweek advertisement.

casket click with Juggalo Julz

gern — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 04:39:27 +0000

The word of the Day is: Juggalo.

This is what hard-core fans of Insane Clown Posse call themselves.

I didn’t know the band was still around, by now they all must be cue-ball headed jiggling mounds of moobs.

When you think of bands of that era they are usually relegated to playing the Casino circut. It’s both cool and sad at the same time. You can get to see bands like Heart, the B52’s and whatnot in somewhat smaller soft seat rooms that hold maybe 2500 people. That’s the cool part. Then you get to thinking about how these groups used to sell out stadiums back in the day, and they are still out there only now they are playing at the Casino in Peoria. That’s the sad part.

I can remember seeing Nazareth back in the late 80’s when they were playing at a now defunct bar that was located in the basement of The Bay department store in downtown Toronto. At that time I was thinking how it was pretty sad that they were playing at such a trashy little club. They are still playing the Casino circut almost 30 years later. How sad is that?

Don’t even get me started on Creedence Clearwater Revisited. The lot of them just don’t seem to know when to stop flogging a dead horse.

Other bands ride the downward spiral and eventually flog TO the dead. Kiss were probably the first do this. They sold the Kiss Kasket on their website from 1996 to 2006. DimeBag Darrel was buried in one.

The guys of Insane Clown Posse refuse to play Casinos, and are now selling custom designed coffins to the jugalo community instead. Here is an interview with one of their satisfied clients:
Juggalo Baby

tighter than a what?

gern — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 04:09:50 +0000

apparently only mullet wearing visitors to Massive Records know what.

shit my dad says

gern — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 15:34:35 +0000

I still don’t understand the fooforaw is with all the social networking sites.

I’ve subscribed to a bunch of feeds, and not one has been entertaining.

Until this morning, when I came across (shitmydadsays) on Twitter.

rocksonrocks word of the day from dictionary.com :

foofaraw \FOO-fuh-raw\, noun:
1. Excessive or flashy ornamentation or decoration.
2. A fuss over a matter of little importance.

down on your muffin

gern — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 23:16:39 +0000

it’s important to choose a domain name that reflects the content of your site.

Just like the folks did over at MyDrunkPicsFromLastNight .

Michael the spelunker

gern — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 03:13:43 +0000

Tracey doesn’t understand how social networking sites work.

rocksonrocks word of the day from dictionary.com :

speluker/spe-lunk-er/noun

1) a person who explores caves, esp. as a hobby.

start with an english phrase

gern — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 23:22:32 +0000

your TimeWaster of the Day is having fun with an online tool at translationparty.com.

Beatles lyrics usually work great with these things, try it with:

I want to hold your hand.